Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was being fooled.

We need to do a better job of understanding what the world is.

I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child.

I get a lot of credit for having succeeded as a Latina in this world, and I am not that. I appreciate it, but I'm Italian. And that does happen a lot.

It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy.

Run. Yoga. Hike. Generally try to outpace the nerves. If that doesn't work, one Jack on the rocks.

I love my job and I think my job is hard, but also, my job is such a privilege.

If I'm going one place, I want to feel like I can really get the whole vibe.

I am embarrassed to exist.

What have I stolen? Probably money as a kid.

Australia's massive. I don't have a lot of downtime.

Wherever men and women are persecuted because of their race, religion, or political views, that place must — at that moment — become the center of the universe.

The moon had never been as bright as the shine it was granting the sky with, committing every moment until sunrise.

All men are great for they convey something through their deeds and while most of them do from their misdeeds!

History is formed by the people, those who have power and those without power. Each one of us makes history.

I've never told anybody this, so I don't know if maybe you shouldn't print it, but I've made plans. I'm only going to continue doing this for another 25 years.

Most men go through life unchallenged, except at the final moment.

While we cannot guarantee that we shall one day be first, we can guarantee that any failure to make this effort will make us last.

You cannot not communicate. Every behavior is a kind of communication. Because behavior does not have a counterpart (there is no anti-behavior), it is not possible not to communicate.

The answer to all writing, to any career for that matter, is love.

I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.