Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

Poetry and art and knowledge are sacred and pure.

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

A man by his sin may waste himself, which is to waste that which on earth is most like God. This is man's greatest tragedy and God's heaviest grief.

We will always find fundamentally the compulsion to become what the soul should be.

I rewrite my books until they're mostly memorized so that's a lot of rewrites, a lot of time spent with my stories.

I'm self-loathing, introverted, and neurotic.

I'm always happy when I see something written on an album that wasn't just typed on a computer.

I have not proved that the universe is, in fact, a digital computer and that it's capable of performing universal computation, but it's plausible that it is.

As far as spiritual influences in Christian music, I would say Crystal Lewis - a lot of her songs especially. The ministry she has through her songs has really hit me.

It doesn't hurt to lose my crown, it hurts to lose.