Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

I hate change more than almost anything.

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is in the doing, not the getting - in the trying, not the triumph.

Love eats everything!

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.

My faith is so strong that I believe that God made me 5-11 for a reason. For all the kids that have been told, no, that they can't do it, or all the kids that will be told no.

An artist’s job is to captivate… if we stumble into truth, we got lucky.

A good model guides your thinking, a bad one warps it.

A post-9/11, modern take being Batman training people to be the heroes they know they can be on their own.

The emphasis of the Bible is on the work of the Redeemer, not on the work of the redeemed.

We sleep researchers like cats, you know; they sleep a lot!