Steve Bruce is like a cat on hot tin bricks.

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

Arsene Wenger uses the FA Cup to bleed his youngsters

Sir Alex, Mourinho, Wenger - none of them could have done a better job at Wigan than Steve Bruce.

The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition.

I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there.

Brian Laws has lifted his team out of precocious waters

I love my films. I have stacks and stacks of DVDs. I put Last of the Mohicans on the other day with Daniel Day-Lewis. It hurts me to say it because he's a Millwall fan, but I think he's fantastic.

If Arsenal don't finish third, they might not finish in third place.

The most expected thing you can expect is what's unexpected.

Cultivate a passion for truth.Pursue a life of charity.Enjoy the beauty found in every day.

I knew from a very young age that there was something very wrong with me.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

When I hear the word 'culture,' I get out my revolver.

When you are tempted to give up, your breakthrough is probably just around the corner.

When it comes to ideas - and religions are, among other things, ideas - there is no right not to be offended. ... In fact, if you need laws ... to protect your faith, maybe your faith is weak.

Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get.

Sooner or later we have all to pay for what we do.

There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.