Steve Harmison was a big disappointment in South Africa, and I don't know the reason why, but he has to lift his game.

I enjoy hitting a batsman more than getting him out. I like to see blood on the pitch. And I've been training on whisky.

England's bowlers have improved, I'll give them that.

The best way to acquire wisdom is by perceptual realization.

Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

Let one persuade many, and he becomes confirmed and convinced, and cares for no better evidence.

War: First day in the U.S. Army, the government placed a Bible in my left hand, a bayonet in the other.

In most marriages, there is a contented partner and a restless one.

Fools boast of what they will do. Heroes do it.

My songs, they have just the one chord, there's none of that fancy stuff you hear now, with lots of chords in one song. If I find another chord I leave it for another song.

There was always a part of me that wanted to be an old-time director. But I couldn't do that. I'm not a pro.

Praying, is recognizing yourself to be that which you desire to be, rather than begging God for that which you desire.

People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.