Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.

I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world.

I watch every 'Real Housewives' franchise there is.

You get so used to a world that you complain, but never actually want anything different. Why crave the unfamiliar?

I love comedy, but I actually do prefer drama because I am already animated as a human being.

There is no justification for having an affair.

Your body can't switch off tired. People fall asleep behind the wheel all the time.

Theres something so grabbing about people who will do anything for one another.

Eggs give me protein after a good work out. The cheesier, the better!

Watching kids go from the age of 9 and 10 to 13 is a big, huge jump. The way they speak, their looks, their attitudes, everything changes as you go from being a little kid to a teenager.

Teaching is so rewarding because when you see the look on student's faces when they get it, when you're able to excite them about what you're excited about; it's so rewarding, and it's so much fun.

I want to make people laugh.

Inconstancy no sin will prove If we consider that we love But the same beauty in another face, Like the same body in another place.

I fancy our chances at the European Championships.

I think that, for me, my favorite thing to do is perform standup onstage. Everything else I do is for the exposure to do more stand-up onstage, and for the money, and for the health insurance.

Fun without sell gets nowhere, but sell without fun tends to become obnoxious.

If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.

If you want to be a true revolutionist, you must first quit chewing gum, because revolution requires high seriousness!

Speaking of River City in The Music Man & his home town, Mason City, Iowa: I didn't have to make up anything. I simply remembered Mason City as closely as I could.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

Living is giving....If you spend your money on yourself, you are just surviving. But if you want your life to count, if you want to really live - give.