Steven Hawking is a brilliant physicist and when it comes to theology I can say he's a brilliant physicist.

Any entity – no matter how many tentacles it has – has a soul.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Humanity has always had a flair for guilt by association.

Whenever you become aware of a conflict in the world, realize that you only perceive it as a conflict because it resonates with something that's already inside of you.

The right to freedom of association is fine, but why shouldn't the cops be allowed to mine your social network to figure out if you're hanging out with gangbangers and terrorists?

I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'

The past is ignorant of the present. Be careful in taking its advice.

Fish oil is a great protein for your hair.

Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.

Leisure can be one of the Mothers of Philosophy.

I'm going to make a long speech because I've not had the time to prepare a short one.