Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

Do not underestimate the strength it takes to be the hearth everyone turns to for warmth.

We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.

I want to express myself to feel that what I feel is real. My joy, my pain, my anger.

Let someone else take your place in line, Let someone else be first. Let someone else achieve realization before you.

I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin's death as George Zimmerman was.

The glow and energy of the healthy woman is the ultimate beauty, the only beauty that will last.

I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.

There's all kinds of theories among the cartoonists: start with funniest, end with funniest.

I wanted to direct when I was very young. I had no idea of cinema, of who's doing what. That was my first instinct: "Okay, I want to be the boss."

The necessity of the idea creates its own style. The material itself dictates how it should be written.