Still, I never really mind bad service in a restaurant. It makes me feel better about not leaving a tip.

I can't think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything.

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.

If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea of what popular Turkish music is like.

That's the trouble with losing your mind; by the time it's gone, it's too late to get it back.

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.

Geologists are never at a loss for paperweights.

Of all the things I am not very good at, living in the real world is perhaps the most outstanding.

Physics is really nothing more than a search for ultimate simplicity, but so far all we have is a kind of elegant messiness.

Protons give an atom its identity, electrons its personality.

Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.

It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone, But It Is Very Hard To Win Someone

Sure I'm cut but not for the sake of vanity.

It's my crusade to help women feel good about themselves.

Football changed my life and it gave me a platform to get out my aggression and it gave me a sense of value.

People love as self-recognition what they hate as an accusation.

The horizon has been defeated by the pirates of the new age.

I wanted to be on my own and get out of the house. We were the kind of kids that - we - obeyed our parents. If they said no, you don't ask why.

You just have to be open to the opportunities as they come to you.

The critical image... must not only fail to capture its referent, but show its failure.

Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings.