Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

I see now that my faith was becoming an ally rather than an enemy because I could vent anger freely, even toward God, without fearing retribution.

You have a spark. It is real. It is you. And right now, it is being activated. You cannot ignore the spark any longer.

We are only as noble as our actions prove us to be.

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active. Show up more often.

An individual who stands out, or disagrees or takes risks is a danger to such systems and is effortlessly and, unconsciously sidelined.

An actress spends a lifetime observing people. You build up a mental library. No, not a library. Make that a repository.

I really do think that any deep crisis is an opportunity to make your life extraordinary in some way.

So who was she? (Vane) Why do you assume it was a female? (Fang) Didn’t know you were fond of men. I’ll file that under my special Fang folder. (Vane)

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

Churches are having a limited impact on society because they fail to understand that the goal of the church is not the church itself but the kingdom.