Stop!' I cried imploringly to my god-like mind.

you can always tell employees of the government by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces.

Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

You could tell by the way he talked, though, that he had gone to school a long time. That was probably what was wrong with him.

Oh, Fortuna, blind, heedless goddess, I am strapped to your wheel,' Ignatius belched, 'Do not crush me beneath your spokes. Raise me on high, divinity.

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

with the breakdown of the medieval system, the gods of chaos, lunacy, and bad taste gained ascendancy.

This liberal doxy must be impaled upon the member of a particularly large stallion.

Jail was preferable. There they only limited you physically. In a mental ward they tampered with your soul and worldview and mind.

I refuse to "look up." Optimism nauseates me. It is perverse. Since man's fall, his proper position in the universe has been one of misery.

All religions are true but none are literal.

Is there plenty of celebration in your life? How about your spiritual life? Is it an exercise in following rules and practices? Or does it look more like a joyous celebration?

It's hard to get motivated fixing a compile-time syntax error when you can buy a powder that turns a house into a monster.

People pretend not to like grapes when the vines are too high for them to reach.

That's how it is: some people are content to wait till you ask, while others jump right in with the whole story.

Canada is a broad land - broad in mind, broad in spirit, and broad in physical expanse.

Some must cry so that others may be able to laugh the more heartily. Sacrifices are necessary.

Don't waste your death on a half assed life

Borrowing and spending is not the way to prosperity.

Morning," I say. "Shh," she says. "If you don't acknowledge it, maybe it will go away.