Stop being so...optimistic, its getting on my nerves.""No problem. Do you want me to be all gloom and doom or just shut up?""Just shut up.""Can do.""Really? Doesn't seem like it."-Jacob and seth

Whatever end found us, it would not find us separated. -- Bella Cullen

No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.

Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo.

Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.

Life sucks, and then you die...

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

I know - I'll play you for it, " Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.

Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.

The difference between black and white is Grace!" EL

There was the amount of time you'd known someone and then there was the way you'd spent that time.

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

Everybody needs a place they can go to rest, sheltered from the past and the future. A place you can live one moment at a time.

Challenge the person you think you are in order to unveil the person you are capable of becoming

Phoenix, Arizona: an oasis of ugliness in the midst of a beautiful wasteland.

If one is willing to have children, rhythm is probably the best method of contraception.

This toxic striving for perfection is a female thing. How many men obsess about being perfect? For men, generally, good enough is good enough.

I know a smart business decision when I see one - choosing open standards is | a very smart business decision indeed.

I can assure you that I have never used my media companies for propaganda, and I will never do so.