Stop talking about the murders, and we won't know they're happening. And then we can all just live in a bubble that isn't reality.

Swedish meatballs are to die for.

The stronger the facts are there, you should achieve justice. You don't need to make sensationalized statements.

America is facing some major threats. Cyber warfare, Islamic terror and Russia, does it sound terrible? It sounds like the end of the world.

Is [Obama] the worst president ever? He's certainly the most destructive president we've had in terms of tearing apart this country and all of the freedoms that we have fought for.

Don't quit your day jobs, boys, but always keep your sense of humor.

It's more of a strength model to say that [Vladimir] Putin will do what it takes to defend his country. But that's why Putin is dangerous and Russia is a major cause of concern for us .

The New York Times ,the New York Times is actually telling the Clinton, both of them that they need to come clean on all the money where it came frоm.

Good for Matt Lauer. I don't know why everyone is so critical because they thought that he was just gonna attack and bash [Donald] Trump and give Hillary [Clinton] a pass.

What I do see is the right from the beginning that [Donald] Trump had an interest and was very persuasive in terms of talking about the veterans and needing to make changes there.

I would love John McCain as president.

Poets find their voices when they articulate the wishes of the dead, especially those slain as sacrificial talismans to a larger frame of existence.

Spackle!” Manchee barks, tho he’s too chicken to attack now that I’ve held back. “Spackle! Spackle! Spackle!”“Shut up, Manchee, ” I say.“Spack

Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.

Keep writing. Keep doing it and doing it. Even in the moments when it's so hurtful to think about writing.

Euro Disney is not my vibe. I can't really deal with Disney, man. It's not my thing.

No judicial nomination should answer any question that is designed to reveal how the nominee will rule on any issue that could come before the court.

Take my love, take my land. Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me.

I like writing about the issues we all bump up against as we get older, but I try to present them in a fun way.

You're much shorter than my mom." "Brat," she said, surprised into a giggle. "That's no way to talk to a vampire." "Bloodsucking brat." "Better" he said.

I have not been a success, and probably never will be.