Stop the traffic...let 'em through.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

He thought: Because when you tell a lie it must be to keep from saying a worse thing. Then lying is not a Sin and God will not punish you. (But what if God is one of them?)

Take a chance and risk it all or play it safe and suffer defeat.

The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.

The time will come when, with elation, you will greet yourself arriving at your own door, in your own mirror, and each will smile at the other’s welcome.

Quomondo sedet sola civitas. Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.

Soldiers! Forty centuries behold you!

There are an awful lot of readers who won't pick up a book if they think it's got anything horrific in it, or paranormal or whatever.

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn.

My mother was the biggest influence on me, without question.