Stop trying to write sentences and start trying to write stories.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

The only thing I can tell you is when it's there, you know it. And when it ain't, no amount of wishful thinking will make it so.

I think 'The Sunset Tree' is really the album on which I really learned to trust other musicians, which is so important.

I love films. I love music. I love poetry and stories. All of that I feel… I sort of get very excited and fed by.

Look closely at the most embarrassing details, and amplify them.

My mission is to kill time, and time's to kill me in its turn. How comfortable one is among murderers.

Without real nonviolence, there would be perfect anarchy.

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.

The Universe responds to specificity.

I'm so super interested in what it is to stir things up and to listen to people.