Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!

I have always done my duty. I am ready to die. My only regret is for the friends I leave behind me.

I have no private purpose to accomplish, no party objectives to build up, no enemies to punish-nothing to serve but my country.

I am not a party candidate, and if elected cannot be President of a party, but the President of the whole people.

My life has been devoted to arms, yet I look upon war at all times, and under all circumstances, as a national calamity to be avoided if compatible with national honor.

I regret nothing, but I am sorry that I am about to leave my friends.

In the discharge of duties my guide will be the Constitution, which I this day swear to preserve, protect, and defend.

The idea that I should become President seems to me too visionary to require a serious answer. It has never entered my head, nor is it likely to enter the head of any other person.

I would not be the mere President of a Party. I feel bound to administer the government untrammeled by party schemes.

Let us invoke a continuance of the same protecting care which has led us from small beginnings to the eminence we this day occupy.

If you try to change it, you will ruin it. Try to hold it, and you will lose it.

Mary thus learns that the Most High has ever borne a Son in his bosom, and that this Son has now chosen her bosom as dwelling-place.

Kiddo, you and me don't do so well in situations we can't control.''Don't think I care for that.

Every condition of the soul has its own sign and expression...So you will see how hard it is to seem original without being so.

A man likes to sleep with a brainy girl. She’s a challenge. If he makes good with her, he figures he must be good himself.

Rise free from care before the dawn, and seek adventures.

Good government is no substitute for self-government.

There's no way to get around it; online dating is work. And some people are more skilled at this kind of communication than others.

Somewhere between apathy and anarchy lies the thinking human being.