Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

It is beautiful to talk about beautiful things and even more beautiful to silently gaze at them.

I lost my way in the darkness. But at dawn of a bright light, I find my path.

You can release your fear of what may come to you intuitively by developing a healthier relationship with yourself.

I've been a huge horror fan since I was about eight years old, which is a little bit young to be watching scary movies.

Fashion has to be about what is.

There is a winner in you. You were created to be successful, to accomplish your goals, to leave your mark on this generation. You have greatness in you. The key is to get it out.

Upon discovering truth, the natural love one has for oneself expands until it encompasses the whole world. This Love removes the ego.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

Success in marriage is more than finding the right person: it is being the right person.

I like good stories above all else... and kickin' art really goes the final stretch to ensure a comic is good.