Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

What do you mean, you "don't believe in homosexuality?" It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

Learn all the rules... then break them.

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society.

Guns don't kill, people do.

Never point at anything beige and call it cool.

The light radiates from a divine soul.

The least effort is the feat most likely to be accomplished.

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

You cannot accurately remember color.

I think I was chosen by basketball, although I never really physically got drafted to any team that I played for.

I feel such a difference between a philologist/linguist and a linguaphile as, say, a choreographer and a ballerina.

Men are fighting one another because they are convinced that the extermination and liquidation of adversaries is the only means of promoting their own well-being.

It's so graceful to be blown by the wind, to go where the wind takes you. Just drifting over beautiful rivers in a balloon is perfect.

I'm from Indiana, the home of more first-rate second-class men than any other state in the union.

Money is like manure, its only good if you spread it around.