Strange is the man who practices his religion.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The wonder is, not that the field of stars is so vast, but that man has measured it.

Loving life is a two-way street... We don't receive care and compassion if we don't extend them to others.

It is the goodly outside that sin puts on which tempteth to destruction. It has been said that sin is like the bee, with honey in its mouth, but a sting in its tail.

A fella who accepts himself and is relaxed into who he is - that appeals to people.

At what age should one marry? As a rule of thumb, perhaps not until you are past the age of feeling strongly that you must marry.

I mean the only thing that is hopefully good about us is after the arguments we can actually still face each other the next day or the day after and talk about something else and sort of get over it.

When I was 12 and started to take singing lessons from a woman, she told me that I would probably spend the rest of my life taking care of my voice.

The bourgeois takes economic power very seriously, and often worships it quite unselfishly.

So little of what could happen does happen.

Here I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place