Strangely enough I'm better on a stage. I love that I feel like I blossom in front of a whole bunch of people.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

You know everyone loves to be the villain.

My grandmother was utterly convinced I'd wind up as the Archbishop of Canterbury. And, to be honest, I've never entirely ruled it out.

I just don't believe in love at first sight any more, even though I've based my whole career on the concept.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

Now [after doing Pilates], I have muscles of steel and could easily deal with giving birth.

I cling to the fantasy that I could have done something more creative. Like actually writing a script, or writing a book. But the awful truth is that I... probably can't!

The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.

There is space in the supermarket shelf for all of us.

But when you're a celebrity, you discover that you're no longer the pursuer, but the one being pursued. That's one of the disappointments I have had since becoming a single man.

The elixir of life is a bubbling stream of laughter.

Whenever I have knocked, a door has opened. Wherever I have wandered, a path has appeared. I have been helped, supported, encouraged and nurtured by people of all races, creeds, colors and dreams.

Ladies and Gentlemen this fellow combines the classic stylings of a 1950's robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970's street pimp....that's right, boys and girls every where, your friend Pimpbot 5000!

No one is so old that he cannot live yet another year, nor so young that he cannot die today.

I would like to lose some of the weight that I have put on since I stopped playing football.

For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.

I have a hidden wild side, and the older I get the more it comes out.

The film The Last Temptation of Christ, no matter what its defenders say, was a slap in the face to Christians everywhere.

What makes your life different from the next n***a? There is something special about you, so let me help you bring out your individuality.