Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Never allow anyone to take you out of character, some people know which buttons to press. (Zip it instead)

If we want to change the systems we are part of - our countries, communities, organizations, and families - we must also see and change ourselves

It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.

While you're being creative, nothing is wrong. There's no such thing as a mistake, and any drivel may lead to the breakthrough.

I love the life of objects. When the children go to bed, the objects come to life. I like to tell stories about the life of inanimate objects.

There are no absolutes in golf. Golf is such an individual game, and no two people swing alike.

It turns out that there is something that can compete with free: easy.

I think you ultimately have to love who you're playing. You have to have that kind of feeling. You have to have passion for the person.

To pick up the paper and read about yourself getting slammed, that doesn't start your day off right.

In the end, I get a really good song, and in the end, I get the hits. Yeah, I'm that good.