Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

My family is like America

The future is already here – it's just not evenly distri

I can make you feel, and I can scare you for real.-Misty Lee

Half-liberty comes with wisdom, full liberty with death.

I cried at my son's sports day, for God's sake. I'm a huge baby

At that time, about July 5, we had no Iraqi corrections officers working for us. It was a responsibility of the CPA, with contractors, to set up a training program.

The thing about seeing the big picture and being self-aware is knowing that it's not about you. It's about the big picture. It's not about you. It's not. This is not about you.

A dead end can never be a one way street; you can always turn around and take another road.

All empty souls tend toward extreme opinions.