Stripping for cash is yet another of my many talents

Kids eh? Little treasures, I love 'em... couldn't eat a whole one though.

Be wary of people who use quotes... I don't know who said that.

Snobs look down on people, and I look down on everyone. Not in a snooty, classist way - I mean because I'm better than everyone. I don't give a s**t about good manners.

Success doesn't bring happiness. Only material stuff like money, cars and iPods can do that. And I've already got all that. So I have to find other ways to amuse myself.

I do have my concerns for mankind as a species. Way I see it, humans are in transition. Accelerating at f**king light speed into some new insanity, and no one really knows how it's going to turn out.

Well, we went through a lot of names. But seeing as, musically, I wanted to swing through the jungle baring my arse, I thought Gorillaz was a perfect name.

I love it when my quotes are blown up really big!

Plastic Beach will be the last Gorillaz album ever released. You've heard it from medirect.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls.

Make peace with your past so you don't mess up the present!

At least I had frost on my nose, boots on my feet, and protest in my mouth.

We aren't cool and never will be.

The innocent and the beautiful have no enemy but time.

I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.

Be not selfish in your doings: pass it on.

I learn everything I play by listening to somebody else.

When I'm at an event, I like to be an eccentric dresser. I will just keep wearing what I like.

Universities ought to be aware of the degree they would want to accept funding from governments like China to work on, say, face recognition technology.

Do not press an enemy at bay.