Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

And so the Universe ended.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

Life is wasted on the living.

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish, " said Zaphod, "nothing but a gnab gib."A what?"Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.

Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.”“Yeah, ” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.

We are the anarchists your parents warned you about.

At the heart of our friendly or purely social relations there lurks a hostility momentarily cured but recurring in fits and starts.

I was supposed to be working on 'The Weekenders, ' but I was blocked. I got this crazy idea that I would make Christmas stockings out of blankets.

I don't think you can in any way export culture with guns or tanks.

I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.

Being is the great explainer.

A good butler should save his employer's life at least once a day.

My life has been centered around sports. It is where I have met my closest friends and shaped the values that have made me a successful athlete, student and role model for young people.

We can't keep measuring success by how much money are we throw at programs. We have to measure success as, 'Is it working?'

How few of his friends' houses would a man choose to be at when he is sick.