Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Man is conceived in sin and born in corruption and he passeth from the stink of the didie to the stench of the shroud. There is always something(All The King's Men)

The Providence granted me with the ability to think, and thinking unveiled to me that, sadly, there was no providence.

When we spend money we lose them forever, when we give them away, we will have them forever.

Nothing would more effectively further the development of education than for all flogging pedagogues to learn to educate with the head instead of with the hand.

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

I'm quite good at multitasking, but I have to do things immediately.

Le mensonge et les vers de tout temps sont amis. Lies and literature have always been friends.

Many a doctrine is like a window pane. We see truth through it but it divides us from truth.

Towering is the confidence of twenty-one.

If I was in a refugee camp somewhere on the Pakistani border, of course I'd want to come to Australia.