Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Politics: the art of using euphemisms, lies, emotionalism and fear-mongering to dupe average people into accepting--or even demanding--their own enslavement.

The influence of sin touches the innocent as well as the guilty.

The court system is the graveyard where Trump's fanciful delusions will be laid to rest.

Yet is there one true line, the pearl of pearls: Man dreams of Fame while woman wakes to love.

The warrior who's strength is not to fight.

It is only in Washington where many still have a lingering animosity for the political parties. My friends, we need to get over it.

i remember we all cried like the Missouri when my Uncle Sol's coffin lurched because somebody pressed a button (and down went my uncle Sol and started a worm farm)

I - a philosopher - live in the cage of flesh and blood.

Sometimes you just have to get out there and just help somebody face to face.