Stuff with a group, stuff where there are other people around, I'll try that.

We all approached doing a sequel with great trepidation and skepticism.

But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I'm playing outcasts or characters that end up in outlandish situations.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school

Just because you pretend the universe doesn't have teeth doesn't mean you won't get eaten in the end.

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.

If the people who make the decisions are the people who will also bear the consequences of those decisions, perhaps better decisions will result.

The mistakes of doctors are innumerable. They err as a rule out of optimism as to the treatment, and pessimism as to the outcome.

Without a knowledge of mythology much of the elegant literature of our own language cannot be understood and appreciated.

It is the "try" that is more often counted for righteousness and not the success or failure.

Women have been dependent upon men for their survival, for the survival of their children.

No matter what job you do, we all have a much different life than our parents had. My parents' generation had one job and then they retired. Now, people have many different jobs.

Without investment there will not be growth, and without growth there will not be employment.

Affliction doth not rise out of the dust or come to men by chance; but it is the Lord that sends it, and we should own and reverence His hand in it.