Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.

The king shall joy in thy strength O Lord and in thy salvation how greatly shall he rejoice! Thou hast given him his heart's desire and hast not withheld the request of his lips.

Our vision is to rediscover the spirit of the Renaissance, create a new discipline where engineering for cultural heritage is actually a symbol of blending art and science together.

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".

I think I've been writing black poems all along, wearing my white mask. I'm always the victim ... but no longer!

I don't create controversies. They're there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.

Canonization in modern times is a very, almost scientific process.

You have to observe flowers in order to find the right tones for the folds of clothes.

If you have no character to lose, people will have no faith in you.

To accept some idea of truth without experiencing it is like a painting of a cake on paper which you cannot eat.