Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

God Hold us to that which drew us first, when the Cross was the attraction, and we wanted nothing else.

Remember, there is no peace without peaceful exchange.

Good night, belovedest. Your sleep will be sweet if there is any influences in the wishes of your own.

I made my first movie when I was five.

We must stop being the stupid party.

When we trust our creativity we encounter a supreme kind of enjoyment - an amazement at the natural unfolding of life beyond our ordinary way of looking at things.

When all the performances are excellent, critics understand it's the direction.

I don't steal things. I'm rich.

God loves me and sent his son to die for me so I have to live to please him because he saved me when everyone abandoned me.

The Muslim Brotherhood is a global movement whose members cooperate with each other throughout the world, based on the same religious worldview - the spread of Islam, until it rules the world.