Stupidity is what we all have in common as human beings, but some people insist that improving it is their entitlement.

I bought cars for all six of my children

Look, Congress has allocated more money to finance the upcoming Iraqi elections than it has for the American elections. There's something wrong with that.

I just remember celebrating my 18th birthday at home, so that was a big party.

All characters have a voice but not all voices have character. And it's all about character and personality.

God accomplishes His purposes heart to heart.

You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.

No human being, past the thoughtless age of boyhood, will wantonly murder any creature which holds its life by the same tenure that he does.

There's an old press-agents' slogan that's good advice: Don't read your publicity - weigh it.

Trish "Patsy" Walker is just one of my favorite characters and she was a big comic character in the '40s.

If Japan had been near to either England or France, war would have broken out long ago.

People wander about what you are pursuing. You have to explain about the thread.