Stupidity,--unconscious ignorance.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Every new day, I reach out to the best of myself by grace.

If you associate with eagles, you will learn how to soar to great heights. But if you run with dogs, you will learn how to bark.

It’s easier to spew hatred, but actually watching yourself doing it is a whole different story.

I still find the moon more amazing than the fact men have walked on it.

I do not have deep theological understanding or opinion, but I do not read the Bible as the literal word of God.

When a person expends the least amount of motion on one action, that is grace.

It is only people with a sense of personal responsibility who can help others. It is only people with a sense of personal responsibility who can be helped in a lasting way.

Greg Maddux could put a baseball through a life saver if you asked him.

Prevention is one of the few known ways to reduce demand for health and aged care services.

Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.