Style is doing things not in any way but in the best way.

Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.

Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.

If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

First restrain, next blockade, lastly destroy.

There is nowhere you can go and only be with people who are like you. Give it up.

I'm a Reagan Republican, which means I don't speak ill of other Republicans.

A woman's love is quick to turn into a passion for revenge--an obsession that becomes an endless river of blood, flowing on from generation to generation.

Passing too eagerly upon a provocation loses the guard and lays open the body; calmness and leisure and deliberation do the business much better.

The way I see it, all the popular singers are strippers.

My mom had gotten a Super 8 camera to make home movies with, and my brother and me got our hands on it and ran with it.

I did not grow up spoiled in any way. I just wanted to be on TV.

I have listened And I have looked With open eyes. I have poured my soul Into the world Seeking the unknown Within the known. And I sing out loud In amazement.

My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop.