Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.

In the endthese things matter most:How well did you love?How fully did you live?How deeply did you let go?

If you find what you do each day seems to have no link to any higher purpose, you probably want to rethink what you're doing.

No matter what the reason, the ways I tried to justify the situation, the second-guessing that lingered, nothing could change the fact that people stopped existing because of me.

Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.

A work of art has value only if tremors of the future run through it.

I have no quarrel with people who lack the skill or temperament to care for small children.

One life matters - especially to the one whose life it is.

If I get run into again, I'm taking someone with me. I lost one knee. I'll take a head if it happens again.

When you're dealing with the universe, ignorance can be deadly.

Laying underneath the stars Can be so much fun Especially when you're feeling good When you're with the one you love.