Subconscious minds are no less fallible than the objective mind.

When Tarzan killed he more often smiled than scowled, and smiles are the foundation of beauty.

If I had followed my better judgment always, my life would have been a very dull one.

I have been successful probably because I have always realized that I knew nothing about writing and have merely tried to tell an interesting story entertainingly.

If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor.

The more one listens to ordinary conversations the more apparent it becomes that the reasoning faculties of the brain take little part in the direction of the vocal organs.

So strong is the power of superstition that even though we know that we have been reverencing a sham, yet still we hesitate to admit the validity of our new-found convictions.

I do not think that I am ever overconfident. I am merely wholly confident, and I maintain that there is all the difference in the world there.

It is a characteristic of the weak and criminal to attribute to others the misfortunes that are the result of their own wickedness.

Golf is a mental disorder.

Am I alive and a reality, or am I but a dream?

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

Old Korean adage, "Even jade has flaws." Or, in other words: Nothing in life is ever perfect.

Beware when wrong-doing is called good and right-doing is called evil.

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life.

It is an easy and vulgar thing to please the mob, and no very arduous task to astonish them.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

I would like to think that we have made much more progress, that we've come much further, to have someone like a Donald Trump to emerge as the nominee of a major political party.

is love at first sight truly possible?

I hung up. It was a good start, but it didn’t go far enough. I ought to have locked the door and hidden under the desk.

There is one simplification at least. Electrons behave ... in exactly the same way as photons; they are both screwy, but in exactly in the same way.