Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Music is feelings in search of words.

A peep, peep, peep, another peep, and that's it.

Still ours the dance, the feast, the glorious Psalm, The mystic lights of emblem, and the Word.

What is the relationship between love and desire? How do they relate, and how do they conflict? ... Therein lies the mystery of eroticism.

I generally don't enjoy relaxing and doing nothing on holiday.

The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.

Flowers seem intended for the solace of ordinary humanity.

Maybe God's goal wasn't for me to raise a good rule-following child. Instead, His goal was for me to raise a God-following adult.

I'm a sucker for fried chicken - I really love it.

I've long ago compromised my eight hours a night.