Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

You will never know what you are doing until and unless you have done it.

There are countless opportunities to comfort others, not only in the loss of a loved one, but also in the daily distress that so often creeps into our lives.

I was between them, and as the tension sparked, I felt like a small rodent trapped between mastodons.

There's more to clothing than just adornment. It does more than merely change how the world perceives us. It changes how we perceive ourselves.

What I've been noticing is people coming up to me and going, 'Are you an actor?' which is cool. That's ultimately what I want.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

I remember when the Egyptian ambassador to the United States stood in the Rose Garden and pledged Arab commitment to removing Saddam Hussein from Kuwait.

To be lost in spiritlessness is the most terrible thing of all.

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.

Nothing's real unless you want it to be, and anything can be real if you want it to enough; so real doesn't really mean anything.