Success comes and goes. Your flops stay with you for life.

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

That [photographs] disturb readers is exactly as it should be: that's why photojournalism is often more powerful than written journalism.

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

I am very close to HIM, sometimes I think I am HIM, with my mood is the weather, bright and sunny forever.

Tears only dry up as a result of hardness of the heart, and the hearts only harden as a result of frequent sinning.

The attitude is we live and let live. This is actually an amazing change in values in a rather short time and it's an example of freedom from religion.

What greater bliss than to look back on days spent in usefulness, in doing good to those around us.

Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech.

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.

The good life is the best preparation for bad times.

But it’s only by having some distance from the world that you can see it whole, and understand what you should be doing with it.

Well you know you’re really dedicated to something when you lie about being hurt so no one will make you stop

Pete Townshend used to crash chords and let the guitar feed back. He's overrated.