Success didn't spoil me I've always been insufferable.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Like the darkness of night, difficult times don’t last.

Half of the people lie with their lips

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

In life every effort is marked down at the end as a win or a loss.

I've learned the importance of speaking up for myself and voicing my opinions and my ideas. I'm definitely a shy person.

I know of nothing to compare with the welcome a dog gives you when you come home.

Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.

Every king needs a counsellor, a counsellor who is never afraid of the king.

Photo of boy with white dirt on his faceYou may be on the right track, but if you just sit there you'll get run over.

I got bored of not feeling affectionate towards girls.