Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital.

Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

You were born of two flawed yet beautiful souls. Happiness is your birthright, and love is your guide.

You agree - I'm sure you agree that beauty is the only thing worth living for.

Pets are the world to me. I think they are the most obvious manifestations of divine love that we are going to see this side of eternity.

I had to face the possibility that the art of living in the way of Jesus was no longer carried on in a holistic way by any single tradition.

When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.

That's how we stay young these days: murder and suicide.

The politician attempts to remedy the evil by increasing the very thing that caused the evil in the first place: legal plunder.

Imagine what else is true if you understood there is nothing fundamentally wrong with you.

I am a country boy and proud of it.

Every time [Chris Bryant] asks a question I become more and more baffled why anyone would want to hack his phone and listen to his messages