Success is like a mirror: It reflects back to you exactly what you held up before it.

Extraordinary people visualize not what is possible or probable, but rather what is impossible. And by visualizing the impossible, they begin to see it as possible.

Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

Remember there are no mistakes, only lessons. Love yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible

Once you become aware of what stands in your way and become willing to release it, you signal the universe that you are ready to manifest the life you were meant to live.

Lessons will repeat to you in various forms until you have learned them. When you have learned them, you can then go on to the next lesson.

Every event in our lives occurs to teach us something about ourselves.

There are no mistakes in life - only lessons. Lessons to be learnt and re-learnt until they are no longer lessons.

Remember, it's not what you do but that you do something that matters.

Ambivalence is like carbon monoxide - undetectable yet deadly.

Know your limits, not so that you can honor them, but so that you can smash them to pieces and reach for magnificence.

Many atrocities, have been done in the name of the greater good.

People don't know the past, even though we live in literate societies, because they don't trust the sources of the past.

Too late. I’ve already seen the blush. Stop trying to hide it from me. I think it’s adorable.

Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.

I grew up in Ditchling. It was an idyllic village at the foot of the South Downs. In those days, the village was full of artists and sculptors.

Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory.

My poetry is a game. My life is a game. But I am not a game.

Freedom is participation in power.

The novelist ... must live in paranoia and seek to be one with the world; he must be terrified of experience and hungry for it; he must think himself nothing and believe he is superior to all.

I will be as harsh as truth and as uncompromising as justice.