Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.

The junkie ignites his feelings with ugly synthetic substances, and the emotions that were meant to last for a lifetime burn away in full force in a couple of short years.

Fitness, defending, the mental stuff - those were all weaknesses of mine. And I turned those into strengths.

And understandably so, that when you're in legal jeopardy, you really cannot put yourself in a position to open yourself up to the media.

If an incompetent chieftain is removed, seldom do we appoint his highest-ranking subordinate to his place

There is an attitude in the media that is dishonestly reinforcing negative stereotypes about Christians.

If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.

You look for inspiration, I do, that got me going.

Well, how do I know that they don't know the answer unless I ask?

You look different. You look unsettling.’ ‘You look like you,’ he said. ‘You with the volume turned up.

We are a nation of laws, not a nation that ignores laws if it benefits the Democrat Party.