Success seems to be largely a matterof hanging on after others have let go.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.

Everyone is looking for approval and appreciation even when they ask for criticism.

Remember to honor the hand which reached out for you when you needed it, by being that hand to someone else who is struggling.

It is a poore Center of a Mans Actions, Himselfe.

People in the business will stay with you through drugs and alcohol and divorces and insanity and everything else, but you have a failure, pal, and they don't want to know nothing about you!

My holidays are very important. Mind you, I take a very long one every year.

Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

If you don't argue, you can't give in.

God is the same, even though He has a thousand names; it is up to us to select a name for Him.

A film goes through so many hands, that by the time it's done, it might not resemble what you thought you were making.

Life is...the moments that take your breath away.