Such a small thing to cause so much trouble.

Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

Pack is for comfort when you hurt, I thought, putting my head back down. And for the first time in a long time, maybe the first time ever, I appreciated being a part of one.

You are a sick, sick man, ” I told him.“Thank you, ” Ben replied, looking modest.

Food was good, company better, and if I had been a cat, I'd have preferred.

There is adventure in finding compelling stories and exploring complex issues in challenging environments, but there is also a responsibility to tell those stories accurately and objectively.

Children always forgive their mothers. That's the way God's designed them. He gives them two arms, two legs, and a heart that will cry 'mother' until the day it stops beating.

Methinks I lied all winter, when I sworeMy love was infinite, if spring makes it more.

The rules are drawn up by lawyers who are trying to protect the admirals and generals from the politicians; they’re not written by people who are worried about the guys on the ground getting shot.

People project their own dreams, fantasies, and prejudices onto my life. So people are either fans, or jealous, or disagree. Everybody marches to a different drummer.

Men do not know how to appreciate and measure luck except that of others. Their own never.

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.

We live amid surfaces, and the true art of life is to skate well on them

Every city is a living body.

It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow.