Such widely different things as war and picnics will surely show a man up.

You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.

Now about those ghosts. I'm sure they're here and I'm not half so alarmed at meeting up with any of them as I am at having to meet the live nuts I have to see every day.

Harry and I have been sweethearts and married more than forty years - and no matter where I was, when I put out my hand Harry's was there to grasp it.

A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight.

I deplore any action which denies artistic talent an opportunity to express itself because of prejudice against race origin.

I'm no different from anybody else. If I don't have a card, I can't check out these books.

I was born on Delaware Street. We have never desired another home.

I'm much more conspicuous having long hair than I will be with it short.

I've been looking at used car bargains. I'll frankly confess I'm scared to death of Fords. I've seen and heard of so many turning turtle.

I have a strong tennis arm.

There is no difference between the person living in ignorance and the person living in darkness.

You may choose to live in a world of fantasy if you like, my dear, but I am a realist.

Lecturing is an art. A good lecturer is an artist who understands the art.

This is the beginning of what we will come to call the Upstairs-Downstairs, Linga-Singha wars.

In 20 years of comedy, I've probably had a dozen good points.

Truth is not determined by majority vote.

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was done right and the sympathetic nod for what wasn't are as much a part of golf as life itself.

Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate.

A cosmology that admits of only one male god limits women’s capacity to envision their full potential as human beings.

I would like to look back on my body of work and be proud of each record in its own right, but as a whole, I want to continue to grow and move forward.