[Suggesting an epitaph for herself:] This is on me.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Walk on the sacred path.

In dreams, we enter a world that’s entirely our own.

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

No, as it turns out, I really like being congratulated on my weight loss. I like it so much, it's tragic.

From Santi's earthly tomb with demon's hole, 'Cross Rome the mystic elements unfold. The path of light is laid, the sacred test, Let angels guide you on your lofty quest.

For me to write I have to be, a, alone, and b, know that nobody is going to question me. I write the way a thief steals; it's a little covert.

Our liberty cannot be taken away unless the people are themselves accomplices.

Be focused on process and not outcome

The biggest thing is to have a mind-set and a belief you can win every tournament going in.

Let us kill all lawyers