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Bill Maher Quotes: Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
         

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'


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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
         



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