Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what's cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives.

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup!

Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often.

Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home.

Life is good, life is great. Always love and never hate. Break the rules, stand apart. Ignore your head and follow your heart.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.

You gotta believe you can accomplish anything, and those who believe that they can accomplish anything, most likely will.

Grace isn't meant to be fair, grace is meant to be good

Nights

We don't get ourselves dry cleaned.

A man must keep his earnestness nimble, to escape ridicule.

The esteem of good men is the reward of our worth, but the reputation of the world in general is the gift of our fate.

To me, the future is personalization .

I think the best thing somebody ever did to me was my mother opening her legs and squirting me out.

We are all of us invented. We are all of us cobbled together from cartilage and dust. Few of us know with certainty the name of our maker. But I do... Bram Stoker.

Just as a camera is a sublimation of the gun, to photograph someone is a subliminal murder - a soft murder, appropriate to a sad, frightened time.

It [our best show] was this year, the 7th of January in Eilat, Israel; 6,000 people in the desert going absolutely mad!