Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

I am old enough to know only too well my good and bad qualities, which were often one in the same.

We all suffer our share of grief but we are stronger than our grief.

One shot is all anyone needs if they back themselves and do it right.

What you're going to do is apologize to Lucian. My f**k partner, my lover, my protector. And my best friend. Right now."?

If a man isn't willing to take some risk for his opinions, either his opinions are no good or he's no good

There's nothing more exciting than ideas.

To be a good professional engineer, always start to study late for exams because it teaches you how to manage time and tackle emergencies.

There is so much pressure to be thin, and you constantly compare yourself to others. But confidence is something that comes with age and experience - it has to be earned along the way.

Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.

America has to be not just an idea but a living, breathing thing.