Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Always recompense kindness with hearty love and gratitude.

Only those prepared to go too far will learn how far they can go.

Annie looks dreamy, but she always does because she can’t see farther than three feet away. Elizabeth looks vaguely angry, but she always does because she can see farther than three feet away.

Fun can happen on the interior. Nobody knows about it, but there are fireworks going on inside your spirit when you hear a great orchestra playing great music.

These be Three silent things: The Falling snow. . . the hour Before the dawn. . . the mouth of one Just dead.

I don't want something special. I want something beautifully plain.

Sad words are just another beauty. A sad story means, this storyteller is alive

If [a United States Supreme Court Justice is] in the doghouse with the Chief [Justice], he gets the crud. He gets the tax cases.

Being a parent can make you a horrible person at times, because you're pushed to the limit constantly.

The issuing power [of money] should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.