Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

The holy servants were separated, for the sake of Law of God.

Life is about the adventures you take and the memories you make. So travel often and live life with open eyes and an open heart.

Gratitude can't grow love higher than regret.

If you really want to understand a man, don't just listen to what he says but watch what he does.

I don't feel I'm a compulsive person. I multitask. I'm really well-organised, and I have lots of people to help me.

Unfortunately, on May 2, 2011, we killed bin Laden, but we didn't kill his message. His message lives.

I believe democracy requires a 'sacred contract' between journalists and those who put their trust in us to tell them what we can about how the world really works.

It is not a band. It is an idea.

I was quiet for a year but I had 4,000 articles written about me.

It feels like Radiohead are famous, but that no one knows who we are. Which is brilliant, really.